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Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ballsy Dildo 9.5 Inch
$59.99
Key features
- Lifelike 9.5 inch dildo with detailing for the real deal experience
- Best suited to people with some experience of large toys
- Textured shaft with raised veins, a pronounced head and bulbous balls provide intense stimulation
- Strong suction cup base for sturdy hands-free play
- Harness-compatible for strap-on play, use balls for external stimulation or as a helpful handle
Description
This is one ballsy lover. He’s ready and raring to guarantee pure pleasure wherever and whenever you please. 9 insertable inches, raised veins and a meaty pair of balls at the base give this guy the confidence to please all of your sweetest inner spots.
Use the super strong suction cup to stick your dildo to a smooth, flat hard surface to enjoy its full length in all its glory. Or, if you want to share the experience with a partner, strap it into a harness and enjoy fantastic strap-on play.
Use with a generous helping of lube to get the best out of your ballsy new chum.
Authentic detailing meets perfect proportions with the Lifelike Lover Ultra collection of prodigious penises. Impressive in both looks and size, and with a solid suction cup for versatile play, these high-quality cocks are guaranteed to hit the spot and stay hard all night long.
Pleasure doesn’t have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.
To use this dildo with a harness, you’ll need an O-ring with a 2.25 inch diameter.
| Allergens | Phthalate-Free |
|---|---|
| Features | Harness Compatible, Has Balls, Suction Cup |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Circumference | 7 inches |
| Insertable Length | 9 inches |
| Length | 11 inches |
| Flexibility | Flexible |
| Material | PVC |
118 reviews for Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ballsy Dildo 9.5 Inch
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Davesex (verified owner) –
What a ride
How Ultra realistic can a 9.5 inch dildo be? Who has enough experience with that amount of man meat to claim “ultra” realism. All joking aside this dildo is awesome, it seems to be laser guided towards my prostate. I think it’s the slight curve and strong suction cup base that makes it a real joy to ride when it’s stuck to the floor. The head is detailed and pronounced enough to feel it, but not so much as to be overpowering. In my opinion, without looking at any data, this dildo seems to be less on the girth size for its length; I find this makes it more practical to use particularly when sticking it to the wall or floor. I tried attaching it to my sex machine and because of the strong suction base it worked a charm, combined with the slight rigidity of the dildo this also turned into a great experience. I have only one criticism and it is very slight. The pisshole or meatus just makes for a lube trap. I know its a realistic design and would probably look weird without it but I don’t think it adds anything. The packaging was a cardboard box free from any models save the toy itself. I find it’s always annoying when sex toy boxes have pornstars plastered all over them, how am I going to get that in the recycling. The dildo was wrapped in plastic and had no noticeable odour.
Andila (verified owner) –
Eyes bigger than my... ahem... Interesting experience nonetheless
I received this product in return for an honest and unbiased review. I chose this product as I also own the “Pearl Shine Realistic Vibrator 9 Inch” and fancied something along the same lines. This is the biggest dildo I have ever owned, it is heavy and feels really realistic. I am not going to lie, I was really quite intimidated by this monster and even thought about sending it back! This is 9 inches of insertable length and 7 (yes, 7) inches around the widest part. The suction cup at the base is excellent and works on a variety of surfaces, once in place it doesn’t budge. I found that using the “Lovehoney Indulge Silicone Lubricant” works best as it is longer lasting than water based lubes, you can also use it in the shower! This is a work in progress, but I can safely say this has been an eye opening experience for me and this toy is definitely one for the (more experienced) exhibitionists out there!
Colossaloak (verified owner) –
If Carlsberg made dildos...
We were sent this product as a secret review and our initial reaction when we opened the box was WOW! At 9″ insertable length and just under 7″ circumference (measured it myself) it’s big. It is an excellent quality toy, the detailing is realistic and the toy has a good weight to it. It is firm to grip without being too hard, and while it has some flex to the shaft it does not bend without help. This feature is great when you use the suction cup to secure the dildo to a wall as it points where you want it to, rather than the floor as other dildos do sometimes. And when you push back against the head and shaft of the dildo it does not bend and flex uncomfortably. The length does allow for some creative uses. We have tried it secured to a wall, doggy style. Also placed on the floor, or a chair, with my OH kneeling over it or sitting on to it. It is larger than anything we have tried previously and the look on my OH’s face as it entered her was priceless. Afterwards she described how she had never felt so full both from the girth and the length, this is helped by the fact that the girth is the same along the whole shaft. She was not able to accommodate the whole length but it did not stop her form trying, and having lots of fun in the process. As a toy to add another dimension to couple fun I would definitely recommend this dildo. The suction cup works well but is also easy to release when you are finished. It is great for those who enjoy a bit of extra girth, compared to a lot of toys around, but not too big to make it unrealistic for most people. The suction cup means that you can also have a lot of fun on your own, as you can use it hands free. A feature demonstrated by the OH in combination with her favourite vibrator on her way to one of her strongest orgasms ever.
Optimized (verified owner) –
Happy Girthday to you!
As soon as it’s unwrapped there’s absolutely no getting away from it. This is one hell of a big, big boy. In fact, just handling the weight, length and breath-taking girth of this dildo in my hands for the first time gave me an instant boner. The colour, intricate detailing of the veins along the super thick shaft, pronounced cockhead and realistic skin folds around the ample balls all add to the excitement and anticipation. As I’ve come to expect from Lovehoney this product arrived very promptly and in discreet postal packaging. The dildo itself comes in a cool Lifelike Lover box and is wrapped in two sealed plastic bags which is reassuring as you know you’re the first the get your mitts on it. Also, the bags and box are ideal for storing this big beast in. The dildo has a slight aroma to it if you hold it up to your nose but it’s definitely not one of those toys that’s going to stink the sock drawer out. Later in the day I couldn’t wait any longer to give this monster cock a good test-run. Now, I’d say this bad boy is only really for intermediate to advanced users, particularly when it comes to anal play. I began by using a couple of shorter, less girthier dildos so that I was sufficiently warmed-up and prepped for the main event. Realistically, it’s probably not the kind of toy you want to be starting a session with unless you’re particularly accustomed to eye-watering girth…in which case, lucky you! I have to say that you’re gonna need a lot of lube if this stands any chance of plumbing your depths. I used a thick KY-style water-based lube applying it to the entire length of the dildo and to myself. The key thing I’ve learnt is….go slow…go very, very slow! At first I tried lying on my back as if I was receiving in the missionary position but the length and size of this dildo can make it slightly difficult to gain much headway. I found that a much better way for me to use this toy was to attach it to the side of the bath using the strong suction cup, and from a standing/squatting position, gradually lower myself very slowly onto it, letting gravity do some of the work. …and OH MY GOD…the feeling as this thing opens you up is something else! The filling sensation as the big head slides in and you begin to feel that ultra-thick shaft stretching everything open to the max is certainly intense, and you really can feel all of those veins as you take it all in. Like all good things this toy rewards time and patience. My first session with this bully boy resulting in me taking about half of the length, but on my second attempt I was a hairs breadth away from squatting right on top of those big balls. Then, as soon as I start to ride this thing all hell breaks loose and my orgasm is so intense that I’m literally staggering around on shaky legs for minutes afterwards. Also, a top tip that I’ve noticed – the dildo tends to have a natural bend backwards away from the balls. I discovered that it was easier for me to sit on it with it turned balls-backwards, away from me, as that way the natural bend of the dildo was inclining towards my prostate, making penetration easier and more comfortable. My only slight quibble with this toy is that it’s made from pretty firm PVC – there is some give to it if you squeeze it quite firmly but, on balance, I think I would have preferred a slightly softer texture. When using a toy of this huge size you tend to notice things like this and I guess it can feel slightly unforgiving at first. However, the plus side of this is that the dildo is not all floppy and super bendy which can be a problem with some larger dildos. Before ordering this toy it’s probably a good idea to use a soft, measuring tape (I use the free ones from a certain Scandinavian flat-pack furniture shop) to give you a rough idea of what you’re letting yourself in for, particularly in terms of this pecker’s 7 inch penile circumference. I mean, we’re talking thicker than my wrist and lower forearm here folks. In summary, if you’re after length plus extra girth, and a realistically detailed toy that’s going to literally stretch you to the limit then look no further as this big, bad boy is your answer. If you enjoy a challenge then your efforts are sure to be FULL-Y rewarded with a feeling of intense fulfilment and a dramatically explosive response. This makes it great for greedy guys and gals who really get off on generous girth.
Cusp (verified owner) –
Do all men add an inch when measuring-up?
As usual, once again, I have found the ‘insertable length’ to be a fib. On the tape measure, this is 8inches of insertable length. Also, it tapers slightly, only ever so slighty, but, i dont like it all the same, because most cocks dont. Feels lovely, though, and even though a big fat fib(men always add an inch dont they?) Its still an impressive size.
Madamoiselle B. (verified owner) –
Knee-trembling good time
Generally I tend to opt for slightly more gimmicky sex toys – glitter, bejewelled butt plugs, fox tails etc, so this was a bit of a new experience for me. On first impressions, I thought it was quite weighty and dense which turned out to be a bonus because the rigidity made it pretty robust when bouncing around (- essential if like me you fall into the BBW category.) I’m short and tight so this was a very filling toy for me. I opted for a silicone based lube which I applied liberally all over the toy, my hands, elbows, a bit of my knee and the duvet. I found that just trying to climb up onto this guy was too challenging on the bed so I attempted to suction it to the headboard – which would have worked a treat if I hadn’t lubed up everything from here to the moon so I moved to the floor. Finally I managed to get it to stick and gently lower myself onto the tip. Due to the excess of lube my knees slipped out from under me and I couldn’t stabilise myself and consequently gave myself the deepest penetration of my life. It was simultaneously shocking and satisfying. I struggled a bit with comfort due to the sheer size so I whipped out my wand to help heighten the sensation. The two combined proved to be a winning combination and lead me to a body convulsingly powerful orgasm. So yeah in short, 10/10. P.S. if you’re trying to get his in your butt I would thoroughly recommend warming up first, I couldn’t even manage to force in the tip!!
Pedro68 (verified owner) –
Very big black cock
Ordered this after trying his smaller brother and fancied going bigger well prompt delivery and on opening the packaging i was shocked it really is huge and heavy! Not to be detered i lubed up and warmed up on little brother first then backed onto this big boy! loved the extra girth but found my limit with length as it just starts to hurt once fully in ,Love it and love the feelings it gives me well worth the money!
Hatrias (verified owner) –
This thing is huge
Order came through next day, typically whilst I was out, but packaging was plain so neighbours had no idea of contents. I knew it was going to be big, but was surprised just how big and particularly thick it was. It weighs quite a bit too, but despite This, the suction cup seems really strong, (Left it attached to the wardrobe and was still there when I woke up) although we are yet to put this feature through it’s paces. I did think maybe I’d gone to far and it would be too big for my wife. I surprised her with it after she was well warmed up and she came very quickly and told me to push it in as far as I could (all but the last inch). Overall, this is great and I’m sure it will get a good few outings!
Sissyhove (verified owner) –
Amazing dildo
The packing was spot as other reviews have stated, which make me order with confidence and was not disappointed. I was intimidated at first at the size and girth of this dildo, however, with Enough lube (went with lovehoney’s water based, which I recommend) and bit of patience it just slides in, and once it’s there it’s a dream! Fills me just right, and the suction cup let’s you play in various ways! My favourite toy, and has made me confident enough to challenge myself with bigger things. It you are not sure , go for it, and you might have just found your new best friend! I can’t get enough of it.
Love2watch (verified owner) –
One to forget
We have had a few realistic toys now but non that really are realistic. We had high hopes for this. In the end we have discarded this as it is just too hard and no where near cock like. It was a good size the the birth being just right. So we are only going to dive it 2stars. We are still on the lookout for something firm but soft and skin like.
Love2watch (verified owner) –
One to forget
We have had a few realistic toys now but non that really are realistic. We had high hopes for this. In the end we have discarded this as it is just too hard and no where near cock like. It was a good size the the birth being just right. So we are only going to dive it 2stars. We are still on the lookout for something firm but soft and skin like.
Uptoyou (verified owner) –
How good it is
I really enjoyed using it and i will be getting more like it, the length and gurth was just good to enjoy and my partner really like to use it on him and myself, we will both be getting more i highly recommend it to anyone that is wanting a good size .
Hughesman (verified owner) –
Love it
If you’re looking for value for money on a big ballsy dildo….get this one! We’ve got a load of large dildos, some much bigger than this and from far more expensive ranges, like the pipedream ones. This is fantastic for the money. The length, girth, feel of the material are all exactly as described on the video on the website. The suction cup is also one of the best we’ve ever had on a dildo, this thing doesn’t move unless you want it to. Extra bonus for us, it also fits perfectly into our strapon harness, so we can both enjoy it! If you are new to anal, I’d suggest this isn’t a dildo to start you off by any means, but if you’re into it, like we are, then you will love it. An absolute winner for us, thanks for another perfect purchase lovehoney!
Redwineand7 (verified owner) –
Wow
So after my friend used her 6.5 inch on me which was awesome. I decided to buy my own ,only I got greedy. This thing is huge. It looks good feels good too touch and definitely the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. Bought along with lube which is a must requirement in my watery eyes. I’ve had a couple of attempts with this bad boy and got nowhere near the full length, maybe half way after a smoke and a full bottle of red. It feels fantastic and extremely filling , i can’t wait to try another attempt at jumping on it. Time and lube is all that’s required, if like me your not quite used to anal play
Guitar L. (verified owner) –
Best Dildo I Own
This thing is no joke. Opening the box to see this was a surprise. I knew it would be big, but holding it is a different thing. It definitely takes some warming up to, rushing this would be the worst idea. But I took my time and I was rewarded, I have never felt so full and the sensation of it going in was something I have never felt in my entire life. I highly recommend this toy to any intermediate/advanced anal users, this toy is top notch
Reg G. (verified owner) –
OMG
I’m just getting into toys. Recently got a 9 1/2″ dildo with a suction cup, it’s massive! I’ve tried it a few times, stuck to the shower wall, backing onto it and sticking it to a garden chair and riding it. I can’t take the whole thing in yet, but my god the sensation is incredible, I’ve almost cum just from fucking it. When I do cum there is a huge amount and I feel horny for ages after and can make myself cum repeatedly without much recovery time! Nice texture, good suction cup
Sailor J. (verified owner) –
Wow
A toy not for the faint hearted, warming up is recommended. Great weight to it whilst still compatable with both a harness (a decent strong one) and the suction cup which holds up well under use. The materials used gives it a great feel and it certainly packs a punch 😉
Sexualconfused (verified owner) –
I have nothing but great things to say about this product
Let me start of by saying I’m a fairly experienced anal user and this for me is the next be challenge, so far it is thick and hard almost like the real thing which is incredibly satisfying when using this monster of a dildo. I wouldn’t advise starting on this dildo at first as it takes away from the pleasure.
Ax (verified owner) –
Not for the faint-hearted
Clearly I have been lied to about inch size because I definitely underestimated this bad boy. It is massive. But it is very enjoyable. It has girth and length & after easing myself it gave me some good times!! I highly recommend this! And I got it for £11 on sale !!!
Ax (verified owner) –
Not for the faint-hearted
Clearly I have been lied to about inch size because I definitely underestimated this bad boy. It is massive. But it is very enjoyable. It has girth and length & after easing myself it gave me some good times!! I highly recommend this! And I got it for £11 on sale !!!
Ax (verified owner) –
Not for the faint-hearted
Clearly I have been lied to about inch size because I definitely underestimated this bad boy. It is massive. But it is very enjoyable. It has girth and length & after easing myself it gave me some good times!! I highly recommend this! And I got it for £11 on sale !!!
Nutnut (verified owner) –
Great
Me and my partner have had a few dildos in the past, some smaller than this and some bigger. I have to say that this is by far the best one we have purchased. It arrived in discreet packaging as always. Once we had it opened my OH couldn’t wait for us to get it upstairs and try it out. The size is pretty large and eye watering, we lubed it up as recommended and put it to the test. I have never seen my OH enjoy a dildo as much as she did this. The texture of this toy is great, the veins on it add to the pleasure according to my OH. This toy doesn’t smell all plasticity like most toys which we have brought from other sites. I would rate this toy 9 out of 10.
Naughtypony189 (verified owner) –
Perfect
So my wife and i have had a threesome fantasy where she gets to indulge in more that one man. So decided to buy a large dildo to help with the fantasy. When it arrived i opened it and was a bit apprehensive for my wife. The toy is big and not for beginners. My wife wasn’t sure if this would fit in her. However, after a bit of warming up and foreplay (and plenty of lube) we managed to squeeze it in. She loves the way it stretches her and how deep it goes. Orgasm after orgasm, screaming the walls down. She loves being perpetrated by this toy while give oral sex. Overall, great toy for or collection that provides deep satisfaction.
Danny84 (verified owner) –
Just Amazing
I purchased this product a while ago but forgot to write a review so thought I owed it to give it 1 just like it has me. The delivery was discreetly packaged. The general product packaging was good. The design of the product really works well. the suction cup has the strength to hold up to a lot of use over many surfaces. The feel of the product with correct prep before use is just amazing. It leaves you feeling completely full but wanting to take more. Just respect it and use a good quality lube in plentiful amounts and this dildo will leave you gagging for more. My only problem is where to store it >;D
Danny84 (verified owner) –
Just Amazing
I purchased this product a while ago but forgot to write a review so thought I owed it to give it 1 just like it has me. The delivery was discreetly packaged. The general product packaging was good. The design of the product really works well. the suction cup has the strength to hold up to a lot of use over many surfaces. The feel of the product with correct prep before use is just amazing. It leaves you feeling completely full but wanting to take more. Just respect it and use a good quality lube in plentiful amounts and this dildo will leave you gagging for more. My only problem is where to store it >;D
Danny84 (verified owner) –
Just Amazing
I purchased this product a while ago but forgot to write a review so thought I owed it to give it 1 just like it has me. The delivery was discreetly packaged. The general product packaging was good. The design of the product really works well. the suction cup has the strength to hold up to a lot of use over many surfaces. The feel of the product with correct prep before use is just amazing. It leaves you feeling completely full but wanting to take more. Just respect it and use a good quality lube in plentiful amounts and this dildo will leave you gagging for more. My only problem is where to store it >;D
Bruc3 (verified owner) –
Oh gosh
Wow. What can I say about this monster! Having a few large dildos in the collection already, Mrs fancied going the next step. As usual, packaging and delivery were up too LH High standards. They never disappoint! On opening this dildo, the wifes reaction was of pure excitement! We already have a 7″ circumference dildo in our collection, but the length of this thing is just wonderful! There is quite a strong smell of rubber, although hopefully this will wear off with some use . Looks wise, it’s beautiful. The sheer size adds a nervous sense of intimidation. It has a firm feel too it, which is excellent for sticking it on a vertical surface so it sticks out in all its glory. Over all, it’s quite intimidating, but this just adds to the quality feel, the realistic head, and the glorious balls. If you’re into big black dildos, this is a must for every lucky girl!
Bgoddard (verified owner) –
My favourite
At first you open up the dildo and just admire it! It’s a thing of beauty. Size & girth! The next thought is it is massive. It’s got huge girth and I wasn’t sure if I could take it. After a bit of preparation I worked up to it. Slowly at first trying to ease it in, as it slowly slipped it I could feel all it’s size. I managed to slide the whole thing a few inches deep and it felt amazing. After a bit of play I managed to insert it all the way in a go balls deep on it finishing with an amazing orgasm! What a toy! After a bit of play I might have to go up another size!!
Bgoddard (verified owner) –
My favourite
At first you open up the dildo and just admire it! It’s a thing of beauty. Size & girth! The next thought is it is massive. It’s got huge girth and I wasn’t sure if I could take it. After a bit of preparation I worked up to it. Slowly at first trying to ease it in, as it slowly slipped it I could feel all it’s size. I managed to slide the whole thing a few inches deep and it felt amazing. After a bit of play I managed to insert it all the way in a go balls deep on it finishing with an amazing orgasm! What a toy! After a bit of play I might have to go up another size!!
Jimmythefox (verified owner) –
Wow
Bought this for my ladyfreind, she loves it, and i love watching her getting off on it. Great prelude to amazing sessions. I reccomend this product to anyone whether a user or a voyeur. You will not be dissapointed. Youll have one happy lady, and you be one happy chappie
Bgoddard (verified owner) –
My favourite
At first you open up the dildo and just admire it! It’s a thing of beauty. Size & girth! The next thought is it is massive. It’s got huge girth and I wasn’t sure if I could take it. After a bit of preparation I worked up to it. Slowly at first trying to ease it in, as it slowly slipped it I could feel all it’s size. I managed to slide the whole thing a few inches deep and it felt amazing. After a bit of play I managed to insert it all the way in a go balls deep on it finishing with an amazing orgasm! What a toy! After a bit of play I might have to go up another size!!
Princess X. (verified owner) –
Amazing
I was extremely apprehensive at first, the size is shockingly big. I braved it and have it a go and oh my god. It was fucking amazing. Honestly the best dildo I’ve ever used, I would 100 % recommend this to anyone thinking about it. Once I got over the shock of how big it actually is, I was in heaven.
Subtly S. (verified owner) –
Wow
Honestly, words can’t do this monster justice. After seeking more kicks this was the small step and giant leap to girthy deep pleasure and fantasy fulfilled. Would recommend a very generous amount of lube for this big boy. This really does live up to expectations and would recommend to anyone seeking a new level of fulfillment X
Bumblebtm (verified owner) –
Perfect O
I was a bit intimidated when I first took it out of my the box, as it was a lot bigger length and girth than my previous dildo for anal. I admired and felt it for a bit before lubing up and going for it. It took about 10 minutes of going nice and slow getting used to the size. It’s heavy so stays in place. Once in, it hit my prostate in all the right spots. i went for only about 5 minutes before orgasming uncontrollably. Amazing!
Hopper123 (verified owner) –
Wow
As always turned up quick and in a discreet box. Right to the toy it’s BIG I mean big. We wanted to try bigger toys and this seamed perfect. It takes abit of getting used to as my oh is quite small but with alot of lube and some patience we could work it most of the way in the look of my oh being filled was amazing and she loved every second of it. The suction cup is good unlike some toys it stayed put. The texture and feel of it is very good quailty would recommend to anyone wanted to try bigger or love a big cock.
Bigh (verified owner) –
"The beast"
As above it has a nickname in our house, So me and the wife have been into strap on play and ever started from the smallest and worked our way up, finally looking for something with more girth than our last and we come across this one… I mean wow we also got it on a deal with love honeys amazing offers. So we used our other ones and when ready for this we used lots of lube and I let her take charge and I cat explain the full feeling this boy gives you I’ve had my hands tied and this thing has made me cum hands free many times over and we’re now looking for a bigger one .. Check the girth if it’s what your looking for you will not be disappointed. No horrible smells. Amazing packaging. It’s quite a hard dildo but it’s not too hard it feels great. This boy is the boy you need
S+I123 (verified owner) –
Wow, this is one big boy
This BIG guy stretched my girlfriend out to the max. We’ve always fantasised about having a threesome or myself watching her with another man. This made all my dreams come true. I’m an average 6.5inch with 5inch girth, this guy is huge. She loved every inch and squirted all over it. Suction cup worked great considering how heavy it is. It’s a must buy for any couples wanting to push the boundaries.
Moongirl (verified owner) –
Perfect
My OH wanted something that would push my limits, the girth of this certainly did that! The three of us had a very fun night together! If you are after a truly large dildo then this is a good option!! Overall it was perfect for what we had been looking for!
Dildo A. (verified owner) –
The trial run of the lifelike 9.5 inch dildo
Where do I start awesome very lifelike great curve back rather than straight up good insertable length and the thickness is just right I have a dildo that’s thicker but this one is perfect can spend a lot of time sliding it in and out of my pussy good for mounting
E L. (verified owner) –
Love this
This dildo is amazing, I have worked my way up in sizes by this has to be one of the best I have used. It feels great and has a realistic weight to it. Suction cup works great if u want to have your hands free for other things. Make sure you have plenty of lube
Doodlebabe (verified owner) –
Bedroom bliss
My partner bought this for me to keep me happy whilst he is away working, Omg he know what this girl wants. Bought for when we have phone sex and omg this cock rocks, with my Baby on the phone and this big boy in my puss it is 45 minutes of pure bliss. When my Baby comes home believe you me 4 hours in the bedroom has been extended to 7 cos I just can’t get enough of my big boys.
Justayoungcouple (verified owner) –
Unbelievable
Me and my girlfriend have had this toy now for around 6 months and we both absolutely love it. There’s no two ways about it, it’s fu**ing massive but with enough lube it has the rigidity to be inserted easily without being hard enough that it’s uncomfortable. They’ve got it spot on with this toy and it’s defiantly a go-to for us. As always love honey were spot on with delivery and there customer service is second to none, enjoy.
Brando (verified owner) –
OMG, It’s Huge
Holy mother of god, this thing is huge bought for OH and the weight of it and size is impressive, a little daunting to begin getting with but boy what a toy hours of fun and if I ever have an intruder I’ll leave my bat n clobber them with this bad boy 🙂
Crunklefloop (verified owner) –
Perfect size to move up to
What a fantastic dildo! The shaft is beautifully textured and firm. The size is just perfect for moving up from everyday dildos to something a little more “sizequeeny”, with a good helping of lube the stretch is wonderful but manageable. The suction cup is strong and this weighty dildo really does feel like a quality product. Thoroughly recommended.
Zela (verified owner) –
Amazing
This is my favorite toy I own, I have never felt the way i feel after using this with any other toy. It is soft yet sturdy, very realistic. The suction cup is very strong and never comes off any surface. You wont regret adding this to your collection! 10 / 10 would recommend.
Sie L. (verified owner) –
Love it
My fella bought me this and when I opened the box I was so excited about trying it. My man has a big 10” cock which is thick but wow this beast was going to make my eyes water it feels so realistic, took some getting used to but now is a regular part of our playtime makes me feel full and always hits the spot , trying it as part of our anal play too but that will take a little longer x
1txcuckold (verified owner) –
Wife is happy
Well ive been dreaming of seeing my wife taking in another cock while i watch and bought her this toy dark brown color. It arrived same week i ordered in discreet box. We used it same night it arrived at first she only took about half of it and she just closed her eyes and enjoyed it like ive never seen her before she creamed all over it instantly the next few days she managed almost all of it loving it everytime. Its a cuckold dream for me i love her enjoying it and me helping. We have a couple other dildos but nothing as big and thick as this one . im on the below average side around 6.5in long and around 4in around i was amazed she ended up taking almost to the balls
Big2000 (verified owner) –
A big bugger
Brought this a while ago for my partner. She was a little scared as it was a surprise I’m a fairly good width but nothing on this! I was looking for something to to help with a fantasy of seeing her with a really big chopper inside her and after some warming up she managed nearly the whole thing and certainly seemed to like it! I really enjoyed the view. Was great for DP play.
Naughtyandnew (verified owner) –
Oh, the fun to be had
Firstly I wish to warn the nervous when you get it out the box it’s size will make you think can this even fit. Please rest assured with the right lube you are in for an amazing experience. There’s something wonderful about a huge realistic toy, it not only tests your limits but your imagination runs wild and you end up having a unforgettable moment. This is even better when shared with your partner. I can’t say yes to this enough.
Pokon (verified owner) –
Me and the Mrs
I bought ths for me and the wfe for some extra fun, her first thoughts and perceptions when she saw it was wow its huge.. On the first attempt it ws wow that girth. On the second it was tatal extacy she couldn’t get enough she rode it like a pro and loved every second, you partner will love it and ride it
Saudbaffoon (verified owner) –
Not for the faint of heart
This is the second time I’ve bought this for my wife. The first time it never made it fully out of the box and was replaced with a slightly smaller version. For some reason I thought it was time to try again. Once again my wife wasn’t keen on the idea as this toy when held and looked at it rather daunting. But when I applied a generous helping of lube and slid it in her face and noises she made told me that although daunting this toy was definitely a good choice. Due to its size a slow and steady approach is definitely required but after a while my wife was able to enjoy most of this toy and a good pace.
(Bar)Ology (verified owner) –
Umm... Just wow
I bought this as a challenge I’m having with my girlfriend to see who could take more, it’s her turn next 😁 But in all honesty the toy is amazing, Definetly one to take your time with and a lot of lubricant because this guy is big and heavy, which makes one hand use tricky depending on position, however the suction cup base is very strong which helped 😜 Plus it looks and feels gorgeous.
Illayah (verified owner) –
A lot to handle
I’ve order this toy as I wanted something different from my other toys, and I decided to buy my first realistic looking dildo. I must say when I first open the package I was shocked. It arrived in a huge box and at that point I came to a realisation how big 9.5 inches actually is… This toy is definitely not for beginners. I tried to give it a go on a night after having few glasses of wine and plenty of lube, but it was impossible for me insert any more than the tip. To summarise this, it’s a beautiful toy. It really is. But you need to be skilled enough to be able to take it.
Bottom B. (verified owner) –
Zero Regrets
Just wow! This is a serious game changer. One of, if not, the most amazing toy I’ve ever experienced. I read almost every review before purchasing as I can whole heartedly say this is a 10/10. Don’t even debate it. But this now haha! Whether your ready for it or hoping to work up to it. It seriously hits all the spots. It even smells great, at least if you love the rubber smell. It wasn’t strong or over powering at all. But the whole thing just mmmmmmm good.
If P. (verified owner) –
Fantastic addition to the collection
Bought this to enjoy with partner. First glance this looks huge and she was a bit daunted. But after running her hands over it applying some lube she absolutely loved the feeling of being stretched as it slid inside her. Certainly not one for beginners, but would recommend to anyone else.
Saoirse303 (verified owner) –
Bobby Dazzler
Oh it’s a right Bobby Dazzler this dildo is, lovely texture and fills you right up 🍆💦 Lovely girth, to be honest I could handle a bit more length but I am a hungry one. Is this fifty words yet. I love you Love Honey and would recommend this dildo to any one that wants to be a bit more adventurous
Cammygedvrs (verified owner) –
Perfect in all aspects
Bought this toy while single after using the lifelike lover as my first anal dildo. This was the perfect step up. Head and shaft is nice and smooth yet very flexible meaning easy stretching for like I say the next stage. Have since used with partner vagi ally and can say it wows in this department too marking her feel very very full ! Overall great toy and highly recommend.
Jay C. (verified owner) –
Value for money
This product is a little bigger than expect especially the girth but once’s you get used to it you will experience something words cannot describe, if you like big and strong well made predicted this might just be the one for you my parter enjoys this a lot and we have tried more than one product in the past but would recommend this one over most
Jay885 (verified owner) –
It's a beast
When it first arrived, my mouth fell open! We bought it initially as my gf likes the idea of being stretched but we didn’t realise quite how huge this thing was going to be! The quality of the toy is incredible and very lifelike but its very heavy! It’s bigger than my forearm! The length of it is very exciting but haven’t been able to use it much purely because of the girth! Even after some trying, my partner and I are still having to gradually build up with it with smaller toys. So I’d say its only for those that are very advanced in using toys.
Pussylover12 (verified owner) –
Huge
Bought this for my girlfriend,and it is HUGE but she absolutely loves it and can’t stop bouncing on it every night. It took some getting used to but after a couple of attempts she can fit the whole thing in.definitely the best yet highly recommend. Looking for something bigger as she wants to be stretched even more
Shellbee1 (verified owner) –
Too big
i didn’t like this in fact it scared me I was excited about it coming and when i saw it i was scared. i opened and tried to use it but couldn’t relax i love toys so its not like me however its too big and heavy i am a big girl but this is scary haha . now i need a way to dispose of it without anyone seeing it hahahahaha
Domsubcouple (verified owner) –
Big stretch
Hubby bought me this new sexy toy an what can I say but WOW I ABSOLUTELY love it. It was perfect from the moment I got it out the box, it’s great no nasty taste or smell so was able to get straight on him. An oh boy did I ride home hard there telling the truth about his size.i managed to get him balls deep n he didn’t half stretch me with his 7.5 inch girth. Soon had me coming like the little bitch master says I am, soon had me gushing too so if you like to be stretched the this big boys for you xxx
Hornyboi97 (verified owner) –
Satisfied Purchase
Bought this dildo as a replacement from one I had previously. I specifically chose this one due to the colour and dimensions being very similar. Boy, I was not disappointed! First, it arrived in matter of a couple days in a discreet plain box. This was the first purchase I made from this website so I was a little hesitant. But sure enough, discretion at best. I ripped open the box to try out this new bad boy. Noticeably, it was much more firm than it’s replacement. But that was no reason to shy away. After a bit of lube and an eager mindset I got it to slip inside. The firmness of the dildo was unexpectedly pleasurable. The head is slightly thicker than the rest, giving better prostate play. The suction cup at the bottom is extremely strong. This dildo is quite heavy, and I’m not one to shy away from taking things fast and hard. Yet it did not budge, staying in place nicely. Buying the Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ballsy Suction Cup Dildo 9.5 Inch (Brown) was definitely no mistake and is a nice add to my growing collection.
Abi J. (verified owner) –
Don't buy until you're ready for it
toy arrived in discreet packaging as usual, when I unboxed the toy my mouth dropped open and a sense of dread took over me… I’ve had this toy for over a year and still haven’t managed to take all of it, this toy is truly for experienced players only.
Minxit (verified owner) –
Big big boy
For someone with a super tight puss to be honest I found looking at it abit daunting at first, but I was soon loving it! I got myself all lubed along with the toy with love honey water based lube and enjoyed him after a nice warm bath to relax myself… After gently pacing myself, I felt so full it was amazing.
Aj9449 (verified owner) –
Wow
This thing is amazing!! I was looking for that extra girth so I read the reviews and checked the measurements and was sure this beast would be my next step. My other toy is 5.5 but I know I could take more. I was in utter shock when I unboxed it as it was much thicker then I thought. Nevertheless I was determined to give it a go. Got to work with it as soon as I got it out the box. Had to work up to it but after 20 minutes I tried to sit on it and it slowly but surely stretched me out and went in. And what an amazing feeling, it really filled me up and stretched me out. Once I finished the amazing session and removed it, I just laid there with my hole gaping open. Can’t wait to have another ride. Hits all the right spots
Poly S. (verified owner) –
Oh my!
So … I am a small frame, but adventurous. Asked bf to buy this, and like many of the other reviews, my first reaction was WOW. It is thick. I have been slowly easing myself into taking this, and admit I haven’t managed to take it fully. But I love the weight, and the feel is fairly pleasant and not at all hard or uncomfortable.
Garf (verified owner) –
It’s big but persist
I ordered this for the wife as her current dildo was past its best and didn’t really do much for her. So I thought I’d crank it up a notch. Delivery from Lovehoney was discreet and fast (as always). This thing is pretty big and surprising when you first open it. We tried it out on the same night it got delivered. The wife was cautious at first making sure she used enough lube. It definitely took her a while to get used to the size but after a few minutes I could tell she was really enjoying it as she was going deeper on it all the time. She climaxed amazingly and very strongly. This will definitely get a lot of use as it is such a turn on for both of us.
Jonesy9 (verified owner) –
Amazing
Took me a good while to get used to this and needed plenty of lube but once I got going I couldn’t stop. The suction is amazing both in the shower and on dry surfaces as well. Couldn’t recommend enough to anyone looking to get a bigger toy to try out.
Hubbleslife (verified owner) –
Filling
The length of this dildo is much more intimidating in person! The girth is hefty and is definitely not to be shrugged off for the average person.After a few “trial runs”, I managed to take the girth of this toy with some persuasion and plenty of lube.GOOD LUBE WILL BE YOUR FRIEND WITH THIS TOY.The length has yet to be conquered by me, but with 9 inches insertable there’s plenty for me to experience in the future.
Lola B. (verified owner) –
Huge, but feels oh so good
I received my order yesterday. First off, this is the biggest toy I’ve ever had. Sometimes, you just want a different feel, and this toy gave me that feel. I used It with my wand, and of course I had some lube handy. It took some time to get my puss adjusted (I am tight, and I do kegels), but once my pus. came around.. I had some of the most intense orgasms. They were simply out of this world, and gave me that out of body and experience. My legs were like jello. When I finished multiple times, I was ready for a nap. This will be a toy I use every once in a while, because it’s wayy too big for everyday use. I’ll have to get a smaller one in length, and girth. This is not for beginners. I wish it had more of a realistic feel though, and a more realistic look. Over all though, I like my purchase. I would recommend this dildo.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Way too big
Even if you’re a serious size queen this thing is laughable. As soon as I opened the box I thought “well that’s definitely never gonna fit” lol
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Omg. Felt unreal
At first I was intimidated by its size, but once i got myself ready with smaller toys, i was able to fit it. Once i got used to its size, it felt so unbelievably good. 10/10
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Suction cup not so good
Suction cup not so good but overall all good for price.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Great
Very satisfying. Really enjoy the girth
Dee97 (verified owner) –
Not life like
To hard wife did not like the quality
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Big cock
It’s a giant and my lover girl love it to bits .
Nick (verified owner) –
Wife loves it
Wife loves this large dildo really fills her up. Took a little getting used to at first but she takes it like a champ now
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Wow this thing is big.
So I bought this because I love to be pegged. I purposely bought it to be stretched. Let me tell you this pushed the limits. I had a 1.75 diameter plug it it was nothing compared to this. To my amazement I did get it in the first time. Each time got easier. Once you can ride it this thing feels amazing.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Not for anal play
Scary large, not at all what I was hoping for
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Omg
This thing is huge. I was shocked at first. I’ve finally got it in and it’s amazing. I’ve never felt so filled.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Amazing!
Amazing!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
So Big!!!!
I wanted to see if I could handle a 9” and wow this thing is so thick. I could barely walk the next day. So much fun!
Jay (verified owner) –
Massive not for beginners
Hard to use at first (anal) but after I while it stretches you so it gets easier lots of lube needed,definitely not for beginners
User1776 (verified owner) –
Huge
So this is the second toy purchased for my wife, her eyes damn near popped out her head when she seen this thing she’s like there no way that’ll fit. After a warm up, well it fit, the previous toy was smaller and softer, she like the size all around but says it’s too stiff for her liking, now it didn’t stop her from cumming with it, but it has been collecting dust for about a year now. Suction cup is great stuck on walls, head board easily and didn’t come off.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Love it
It is an AMAZING ass stretcher
AnonymousGirl (verified owner) –
Definitely the Big O
I bought this reading reviews so excited to try and my god did not disappoint. I orgasmed in minutes. The feel the thickness … Wow, if you love feeling stretched then this is for you
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
This is the perfect size
This is the perfect size for the average person. Vibration makes things more interesting.
SelfExploration (verified owner) –
Large and in Charge
As someone who is a bit tighter and loves a bit of stretch, this big guy takes a little work before joining the party. But, boy, does he arrive to the party in style! This product is well made, pleasant to the touch (as all of the Lifelike Lover line is), and feels great.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Had my wife gushing...
At first this seemed like a serious challenge, but once we’d worked up to it this had my wife splashing all over the place. She absolutely loved it.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
The big boy
It’s great, hurt a bit going in my ass but at same time felt great. Good filling sensation and pleasurable stretching as it goes in
Stuart (verified owner) –
An Intense Beast
I’ve never been a size queen, but sticking to toys of my preferred size was limiting my options and I recently had an encounter that pushed my limits. So, I decided to get a set of toys that would allow me to expand my options and keep sex intense by reducing the amount of time spent stretching up for larger men.This absolutely did the trick, it’ll keep me loose for those more extreme encounters and the orgasms are so intense that I could damn near paint the ceiling.Only complaint is that the suction cup hardly works for a minute on the wall, unless you use something like hot water on the cup to make it hold
powerqueen (verified owner) –
pushed me to the limit
Thick, girthy, pretty, but too rigid and stiff. Texture not smooth enough, not dual density. Needs too much lube. Wish it curved more and was more pliable. Great value for the money, will last without much fuss.
powerqueen (verified owner) –
pushed me to the limit
Thick, girthy, pretty, but too rigid and stiff. Texture not smooth enough, not dual density. Needs too much lube. Wish it curved more and was more pliable. Great value for the money, will last without much fuss.
AK (verified owner) –
WOW
Honestly scary! But once it’s in you don’t want it anywhere else!!
spyda747 (verified owner) –
Perfect!
There’s bigger & there’s wider; but this 1 will never disappoint. Always ready, easy insertion anally, opens the door for more!
spyda747 (verified owner) –
Perfect!
There’s bigger & there’s wider; but this 1 will never disappoint. Always ready, easy insertion anally, opens the door for more!
spyda747 (verified owner) –
Perfect!
There’s bigger & there’s wider; but this 1 will never disappoint. Always ready, easy insertion anally, opens the door for more!
AnonymousSissy (verified owner) –
Big!!
This toy is very big! I have used it for anal play and it has taken a lot of time to get use to the size of it. However, with a lot of preparation and lube, it is an amazing dildo!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Love the way it stretches
Big while being firm but not too hard. My prostate was loving this with every stroke
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Deep penetration
An outstanding toy which gave me the penetration depth and girth that I enjoy. Lubed up and ready to go I’ve played in bed and in the shower on my own. Nicely shaped so I can get a good grip and build up some steam as I go through the gears. A great length which gives me what I need without wasting an inch all the way down to the base, which when my husband is driving the balls feels amazing slapping my bum.
Cpom (verified owner) –
Believe the reviews!
When I took it out of the box I laughed! I wasn’t prepared for how big it was. My hand didn’t fit the whole way round and I could only fit the tip in my mouth! (It seemed like a good measuring tool) I know why I thought I’d be able to manage this with easy but apparently I was wrong! (And here was me planning to go bigger) I’m someone who gets very stimulated down there…but my advice, do not skip on the lube! This is going to take a bit of getting used to, however I really enjoyed the sensation of being filled up both ways…. probably will purchase a shorter one for a better fit lengthwise.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
9. 5 inch dildo
Brought this my GF as a laugh as we were going away on holiday, but obviously with the intention to use it lol, not all the time tho lol as its massive, her face when I whipped it out was a picture. quality dildo, nice feel to it good girth and length. Obviously she didn’t think she’d be able to use it . . . . . . . but when she did she absolutely loved it! 100% Definitely get some lube 👍
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Absolute Monster
What can i say. This thing is a beast. The other half cant use it due to its size. Hats off to those who can make use of it.
L (verified owner) –
Mighty in size and pleasure
I needed a larger dildo and this didn’t disappoint. This dildo is not only long but also very girthy. The detail and texture of the dildo are very lifelike and had many sensations. The dildo also has a good flex and bend to it so it doesn’t feel like it’s jabbing you but instead bends and forms to you making it more comfortable.The suction cup is very strong, which is needed because the dildo is quite heavy. It is also compatible with our strap on harnesses with not issue. It’s also very easy to clean, even with all the details.Overall it’s large, its girthy and it feels damn good!
YunaCore116 (verified owner) –
Careful with stiffness. Bigger than it seems. Good if you are very experienced
I’ll write to sections. First the size and stiffness advice, and then the rest.This one is a little too much and should only be bought if you are 100% sure you can take it.Yes. It clearly states the measurements in the photos and descriptions (and I use a measuring tape to calculate before ordering), however the photos make it seems for flexible and manageable that it is.I have other toys with similar and bigger dimensions but the stiffness of this one just makes it too hard . Only buy if you have experience with bigger toys that are not soft at all.On other items, the quality is high, the material seems very good and the finish is also good. The suction is strong enough to keep it in any smooth surface during play (tested on glass at least). It is a little heavy but I think that gives it an erotic factor when you place it on a wall.I do like the design, and that’s the main reason why I bought it. The balls gives it a very sexy stance and has enough texture to make my heart rate rise when I look at it.It is priced according to the size, nothing or bad to say on that regard.Overall. It is a quality product, with good visual design but too stiff considering its size. Food if you are very experienced, otherwise, not recommended if you don’t have enough experience with bigger and stiffer toys.
YunaCore116 (verified owner) –
Careful with stiffness. Bigger than it seems. Good if you are very experienced
I’ll write to sections. First the size and stiffness advice, and then the rest.This one is a little too much and should only be bought if you are 100% sure you can take it.Yes. It clearly states the measurements in the photos and descriptions (and I use a measuring tape to calculate before ordering), however the photos make it seems for flexible and manageable that it is.I have other toys with similar and bigger dimensions but the stiffness of this one just makes it too hard . Only buy if you have experience with bigger toys that are not soft at all.On other items, the quality is high, the material seems very good and the finish is also good. The suction is strong enough to keep it in any smooth surface during play (tested on glass at least). It is a little heavy but I think that gives it an erotic factor when you place it on a wall.I do like the design, and that’s the main reason why I bought it. The balls gives it a very sexy stance and has enough texture to make my heart rate rise when I look at it.It is priced according to the size, nothing or bad to say on that regard.Overall. It is a quality product, with good visual design but too stiff considering its size. Food if you are very experienced, otherwise, not recommended if you don’t have enough experience with bigger and stiffer toys.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Epic
My partner went wild for this. He adores being in control of putting it all the way up my arse once he’s finished as it’s so big. Feels great inside, but a challenge and not for the faint hearted.
Essexbackseatbandits (verified owner) –
Too solid
It’s too solid, it’s like a baseball bat 😂
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Very satisfied
My girlfriend absolutely loves it. Just what we wanted.
Liam (verified owner) –
"Flexible" tag misleading
I thought that the flexible tag would mean it would be softer. I was wrong.LoveHoney needs separate tag categories for firmness and flexibility. Example:Flexibility: Floppy, Soft/Flexible, Medium, Firm, Rigid.Firmness: Extra Soft, Soft, Medium, Hard, Rigid.With a page on the website to further explain and give examples to the flexibility/firmness. Love Honey is a great website that does a lot right, but it does have room to improve like most things do.There are other reviewers who write on the same problem in better detail. I wrote a review with a great amount of detail also but my phone browser reset the tab so I lost almost all my effort to write a review. So here’s my short one. *Cough* “that’s what he said” *cough* What? 🙂
Ash (verified owner) –
Amazing
Great orgasms and a great suction cup. Very girthy and firm so not for beginners but fine for intermediate or advanced users.
JohnnyDW19 (verified owner) –
Incredible orgasms
My girlfriend wanted a larger dildo and this didn’t disappoint. It’s given her some incredible orgasms and gets plenty of use.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Fairly big BBC. Wife loves it
Quite large and wife was nervous about it, but loves it and can’t get enough of it.If you’re small or tight it might not be for you, but definitely worth a try.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Wow, a fun way to start your weekend
Wow, when I first saw this awesome product online my first thought was I got to have it in my collection and when it arrived I was amazed by how girthy it is and I was up for the challenge of spending my weekends using it for a fun way to start and finish my weekends with a experience that I will not forget
Willooon (verified owner) –
Mighty and marvellous!
Big and girthy! Such good quality, it’s heavy and sticks to everything, very impressive. It is large so takes some time but my its worth every inch!
Willooon (verified owner) –
Simply lovely!
amazing quality, size and stable to play with. Brilliant!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Massive
This thing is massive and is not for the faint of heart.