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No detail has been spared in creating this realistic LifeLike Lover. It features a veiny shaft, a smooth protruding head and authentic-looking balls.
With a flared suction-cup base, this multi-talented dildo can spice up a range of sexy scenarios. Pop it in a harness for strap-on adventures, or stick the suction cup to a flat surface for hands-free fun. Better yet, thanks to its flared base this jumbo Johnson is suitable for anal play.
Always use your Lifelike Lover with lashing of water-based lube.
Lifelike Lover Classic is a timeless collection of dildos that offers simple style, lasting quality, and all-encompassing satisfaction.
Pleasure doesn’t have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.
To use this dildo with a harness, you’ll need an O-ring with a 2.5 inch diameter.
| Allergens | Phthalate-Free |
|---|---|
| Features | Flared Base, Girthy, Handsfree, Harness Compatible, Has Balls, Suction Cup |
| Waterproof | Submersible |
| Circumference | 9.5 inches |
| Insertable Length | 7 inches |
| Length | 9 inches |
| Flexibility | Firm |
| Material | PVC |
Delboy1991 (verified owner) –
Too hot to handle
Wow! This is literally the first word I thought of when I saw this toy. Honestly the picture doesnt do the size of this toy justice. Its giganticI love a good girth and have had many different girthy toys in the past, but this is by far my biggest. It was a huge challenge and to be honest it took a number of weeks to be able to master it. I hold my hands up high, I totally underestimate the size of this. As always with lovehoneys own brand toys they are top quality and the most realistic I’ve owned. They have just the right amount of firmness which is always a added bonus that I dont feel like I’m getting jabbed with a barge pole or something. The length for me personally is just spot on but the girth was to much. I actually slightly ached the next day, felt like I’d spend the day on a hard bike seat! 😬 However, If your used to a GIANT girth then this toy would literally be made for you. It’s very easy to clean and I can see it being very durable. The box is basic , but you really dont need anything else. It comes sealed in a cellophane bag which I found handy to store it in.
Sweetbutsour (verified owner) –
Giant boy
Completely underestimated the big boy!Pros; the length was perfect. Couldn’t fault that in the slightest !!Cons: the girth was unrealistic. But this isn’t always a con!Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of girth sadly isn’t great for tight ones!Was definitely worth the stretch though. Pleasurable on many levels.
Gosig (verified owner) –
You will forget your own name
Wowzers with a capital Wow. And this is from someone who is usually a bit ‘meh’ about standalone dildos. But what it lacks in bells and whistles it makes up for with some quite astounding girth. Precisely three things are needed in great abundance for an eye-rolling experience with this dildo: time, relaxation and lube (as much as you can of all three ideally). No ifs, no buts, no coconuts. This was a toy I had to devote some time to get the best out of it, and I was richly rewarded for my efforts. Some extra form of stimulation is an excellent way of cheating if short on time, be that some visual stimulation, or, in my case, edging myself with a wand. Anything really to help the muscles relax because it would be nigh-on impossible for me to ride this dildo from a standing start.Another note of caution: I thought I was ready for this girth because I have used the Belladonna hand toy previously, and really enjoyed it. The key difference here is that accommodating a hand with straight(ish) fingers allows you to gently increase the girth up to the final challenge of the knuckles. I was in for quite a shock with this dildo as it only (naturally) only possesses a very small tapering in size prior to the challenge of the base of the head (equivalent of the knuckles on the hand). This is why appropriate warm-up, time, lube are all so necessary. Once you have managed it though, it is so worth it. I’ve never really seen the attraction in having balls on a dildo, but here they were very useful as I had something to hold on to whilst rocking back and forth. The suction cup was as it should be: strong to the point that it is actually quite a task to get it unstuck again once you have finished. Easy to clean, easy to store, from a practical perspective it has no faults. Ah, the orgasm. The appeal of such a large toy is that something quite exceptional seems to happen when I climax whilst stretched. When I orgasm with what I would describe as average-sized dual-motor rechargeable vibrators, my vaginal muscles tighten so much that I always manage to stop the toys from moving completely. That my muscles can’t tighten with this toy inside seems to completely jam my gears in the most pleasurable of ways: my head falls back, my eyes roll back, my legs shake and basically time stops completely and it is impossible to think about anything. It is quite the all-encompassing experience, and that is purely down to the girth of this toy. Normally I would always choose a vibe over a dildo, especially a straight up-and-down one, but for this one, I would make an exception. I did wonder why the length wasn’t made to match the girth, but for me personally any extra length would have been a waste as seven inches proved to be plenty. Overall, if you are ready to devote a bit of time and patience to this girthy monster, you will be richly rewarded.
Rod (verified owner) –
Great
I bought this for my wife as we like to have fun with big toys. Being no stranger to large things i purchased this not so much for a challenge but something I could plow her with that was large but comfortable. After a few drinks we pulled it out of the box and she boasted she could take that without warming up. I doubted that it would be very comfortable but did she prove me wrong. She stood up, lubed it up and pushed it in whilst standing up infront of me without too much difficulty. Then laughted at me doubting her. We had an amazing night. If u are no stranger to a good fisting then u should enjoy the size of this toy. Suction seems quite good and the toy is a good material. Now I need to find something with an 11+ inch circumference to give her an actual challenge lol
Naughtybuttnice (verified owner) –
Too girthy
I saw it was extra girthy, but simply this is unbelievably too girthy. Maybe my fault for ordering and not reading measurements but reading other reviews on this, needing to warm up to it is an understatement. Way too big to use or even try. Unfortunately I’ve wasted my money on this.
Squirter (verified owner) –
Holy fuck
Holy fuck, this is big! I mean, with a circumference of 9.5 inches it was never going to be small. Big is what I wanted and needed. I bought two other things at the same time – a large butt plug, and another dildo. I wore the plug for an hour, and then fucked my arse roughly with the other dildo. I stretch my arse quite a bit on and off so I have a natural gape. I wouldn’t say it was easy to fit in, but I did stretch around it nicely. I used liquid silk lube, which is a must! I fucked my arse with it last night and got so addicted, I did it again twice today. The second time I squirted. It’s a keeper alright!
K.Morris (verified owner) –
Not for begginers!!
Wow! from when i set eyes on this extra girthy dildo my eyes lit up at the challenge! I’ve been using large butt plugs, and large dildos for years, building up gradually stretching. This definatley needed a bit of a warm up! Lovely full feeling when fully in, nice texture, well made. i love it!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Freakin Awesome!
Used on Wife, never heard words like that before! She really enjoyed herself!
Pmc (verified owner) –
Perfect for sizing up!
Between sizes on the front hole- can’t wait to use it in the back- different life goals! Great in between size/ certainly fills the gaps. Definitely not for the “faint hearted”.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Big boy
Love it!!!! Fantastic stretch on insertion and really feels amazing. Not for beginners but well worth building up to. Feckin awesome
ScoutFinch (verified owner) –
Ohhh hell yeah!
Over the past year and a half I’ve been having adventures with a guy that loves a gaped vagina. I’ve been very pleased with the dildos/vibes from Lovehoney, and this big boy is no exception. I had to graduate slowly in circumference- I’ve always liked more girth over length, but was still very tight. I had purchased another dildo that is girthier than this and got to the point of being able to use it, but because of the length and weight of it I had a hard time doing anything but ride it and my legs get tired. Enter this guy-pardon the pun-Not as girthy but I think it’s plenty filling anyway! I can ride it or grip it and try different positions. Oh, back to my guy friend lol. He loves to use it on me, and bring me to orgasm, while he masturbates, then he takes over. He loves the welcoming warmth of a stretched vagina, and I’ve been enjoying the ride. Thank you!!
Stephanie (verified owner) –
Quasimodo
Holy hell bigger than a coke can he puts my king cock (Mr. Ed) to shame. I’ll have to work up to fitting him all the way but I love a challenge. At least he doesn’t smell like Mr. Ed did when I first got him. Quasi will make a grand addition to toy chest!
tempter (verified owner) –
Huge!!!
Male here, i am quite comfortable using my 6.5 inch dildo and decided that I need something to stretch me more. This thing is huge, I couldn’t get it in. I will keep trying and hopefully I will get a full use of it. But bare in mind for its size it is really, really thick.The material is not so soft, the suction cup holds very well and doesn’t come off easy. I wouldn’t recommend it for beginners…
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Lifelike lover
My partner has fallen in love with it !! wears it like a butt plug
Mesa524 (verified owner) –
Definitely need a warm up
All the reviews are correct, this is diabolically huge! AND the best toy I have ever bought, it took a ton of lube and it stung after the head went in so I left it there and relaxed then a couple more inches slid in. I’m sure I cuming as soon as it was entirely in. Someone else in a review said it was a pussy wrecker, that’s a 100%true! As I type this it’s stuffed inside me with no desire to remove it. Size king or queen this is a score!
Whoops! (verified owner) –
Second Time Buying!
This is the fattest dildo I’ve ever had, it took some working in for sure but oh my, once you get that bouncy going – it is unreal. I was pouring everywhere! The stretch is impeccable, i thought I was seeing stars!
NaughtyMazz (verified owner) –
Owe to WOW!
This beast really isn’t for the faint hearted and you need to be well prepared and use to playing with big toys.Always been a bit of a size queen but even this bad boy was more than just a stretch to the imagination! It is a heavy weight too. Didn’t stick really well to a wall like my other toys but that is purely down to the weight of the toy, but stayed in place on the floor. With plenty of lube and perseverance it paid off though and went from owe to wow within 5 minutes.This really does stretch but has the benefit of not being too long and I was soon making my own lubricant to assist.May not be a regular in my solo or couple play but it certainly won’t be relegated to the back of the drawer.
Pantyman11 (verified owner) –
What a toy
I am into large girth dildos for anal play,and this fits the bill. I had benn using 8inch girth toys and bought a 10 inch one for an upgrade without thinking and it is hard to use. So this is where this comes into its own. It’s not too long like some so it’s ideal just to sink onto after lots of play working up through the sizes that I have purchased over the years from lovehoney. It gives a brilliant orgasm and now using the 10 inch in conjunction using this along the way.
Mist (verified owner) –
OMG YES
Listen, if you’re a girth queen, YOU NEED THIS!I’m so happy I got this while it was on sale :’)I had a play partner use it on me, and after that I used it by myself as well and OMG!I don’t know how I can go back to ‘normal’ dildos after experiencing the absolute delight and ecstasy that this offers!Love Love Love
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Could not be used it
Could not be used it is too large
Pantyman11 (verified owner) –
Great toy
I buy all my toys from lovehoney and this was no exception. As soon as I get used to the size I need another challenge. Please can we have one around 11 inches circumference in the same vane as this. Best toy by far so far. Read my other review.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Very very big!!
Not for the faint hearted, make you have lube once you get the head in feels amazing 😉
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Awesome
Worth every penny
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Wow what can I say
All I can say is well it’s the biggest thing I’ve ever used
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
; P
Oh my god!! This thing is huge!!! I’ve had it for 2 weeks and I can only go halfway. Definitely worth it!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Perfect combination of length and girth
A firm and mildly pliable dildo, this goes in nicely with lube, and begins to stretch pretty much straight away. With some gentle coaxing goes all the way in with the hilt just barely reachable (for me) and near my limits of girth. There is just enough play in its build to slip a finger in with it.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Over normal
It is as big as see at picture, My GF can not fit it Ha-Ha
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
I did read the reviews
I did read the reviews before I purchased this item but nothing prepared me for its arrival it weights about 4-5 lb and is absolutely huge I’ve not even taken it out of the packet not sure how anyone can use this thing but mine is going in the bin.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Way to thick
This makes for a paper weight. My wife said she gave birth once and thos was a lot worse lol. I didn’t realize this thing was wider than a fist and or a soda can. Huge mistake on my end.
Fpyjn (verified owner) –
Too big.. even after an 9lb baby!
Hubby naively brought this thinking it would be fun. It hurt worst than giving birth with no pain relieve! No women without a very wide vagina could get pleasure from this monstrosity. Sent straight back on the return policy and exchanged for something more normal
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Filing
Brilliant feel and fills you right up
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Far too big sadly can't
Far too big sadly can’t be used
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
so f***ing big!!
def underestimated the size, dont see how it will ever fit, feels like id have to pop apart my pelvic bones to accomodate this thing, however its ridiculous size and the fact it’s too f***ing big turns me on, so maybe not practical, but just looking at it, feeling it in my hands, then trying to get it in, all part of the fantasy for me
SarahXN (verified owner) –
This is THE toy if you like huge d**k!!
I underestimated the size when ordering, so when it arrived and I saw how HUGE this guy was, to say I was delighted was an understatement! If you like to be stretched and filled up, this is the guy for you!!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Hits the spot every time
What can I say , when I first opened the box I was like wow I’m never going to be able to manage this beast it is absolutely huge, I’m straight male who enjoys penetration and did not think for a second I would be able to tame the beast but after plenty of foreplay with other similar toys and plenty of lube I managed to straddle it and slide in inch at a time until I took it all and wow does it feel amazing and certainly hits the spot, play with it ever other day now and can’t get enough.the suction cup is perfect and stays in place no matter if you take a ride or on all fours from behind.
TheSpicyBi (verified owner) –
This thing is a beast
Well I did the sizes as we’ve got a few big toys and didn’t seem any bigger than what we have. My god I got a shock when I opened it, I was hopeless so I turned it onto my husband no issues although it is extremely big and takes some persuasion but he hasn’t complained
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Not for amateurs ;-)
Yes it’s thick, yes it’s heavy, it’s exactly what it says on the tin (box) – a very girthy dildo for those who like being filled and stretched. Recommend lots of oral beforehand and lots of warm lube and take it slowly. My wife loved it and I loved seeing her enjoy it! Highly recommended.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Thick, Heavy, Amazing!
I bought this for my stretching fantasy on my wife. We’ve Not yet used it, but just looking at it and getting it out and involved is enough of a turn on. It is a lot thicker than I thought compared to the other basics 7” girth dildo we have (which she loves!) But I would highly recommend it.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Tight fit
Wife loved it once she finally got it in
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Good title
Awesome toy. Wife was happy
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Girthy dildo
This one is definitely girthy, my girlfriend has not quite managed to take it all yet. There’s still a bit to go but she’s definitely enjoying the challenge and we can’t wait until she’s using it to the max.
david (verified owner) –
lifelike lover classic extra girthy dildo 7in
ive just purchased this extra large dildo to enlarge my anal training but i dont care what the other buyers are saying you will not get this up your ? so far i have only managed to get the tip of the toy in. this will do you serious damage. just wished i would have read the reviews first 50 pounds wasted
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Amazing
The wife and I both love what this product does for her.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
No Sizes so a waste of time
Full Product Description with measurements would be better.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Best buy ever
My misses loves this and I love watching her use it. Different league
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Wow
A mind blowing experience needed a lot of lube
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Eye popping
This is awesome
Foreb (verified owner) –
So Close
If you are thinking of buying it is fantastic, just make sure you understand one thing, its girth, it’s big. Lots of lube and warming up needed for this dildo.Perfect length (not too long and not too short) and girth (big!) for me, but just one thing; the shaft is sort of squarish, a bit strange, but I’ll get use to it.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Too big
It’s hard to tell but everything is ok,This k you
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Standard - is what I expected
Good quality, good size and shape
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Absolutely perfect
Couldn’t have asked for more although in time I’m sure I shall. Using it with partner – both enjoying it fully! Do think the giant balls are unnecessary.
Bigboy (verified owner) –
Fits like a glove
I love using big dildos on my wife but I had my doubts about this one, to our surprise she took it like a champ after some stimulation beforehand.Use in conjunction with a vibrating wand and watch her explode!Just use plenty of lube and take your time.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Can’t even get your hand round it it’s that thick
Does what it says – Big girthy beast! Definitely will satisfy you if you like girth, you’re going to need to lube it and get the angle right, but when you do you’ll love it! Happy with my purchase and enjoy using it
LovehoneyStaff-HPSaucey (verified owner) –
Not for the faint hearted!
Wow! This is a great dildo.The circumference is very big and for more advanced users. I worked my way up to this one and love it!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
It's a monster
She wanted it all
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Can’t fit it, yet! Fantastic Goal!
I’m fairly new to self anal pleasure. I’ve started small and I’ve been slowly (or rather quickly) working up to larger and larger toys. I bought this very well knowing it will be a dildo that I will have to work towards fitting with careful stretching and preparation. I’m not there yet and I can only get the tip in, so far! I’m getting there! This is a great dildo, it’s sturdy and lifelike. Can’t wait to get it safely up there!
Verified-customer (verified owner) –
A great size!
Took me a good hour to work my way up to this, but its like nothing I could imagine. Very filling!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Humongous
I did check the measurements of course but when you see it in person it really hits you how big this is. Its very sturdy. It takes a good hour of working up to it but it is really worth it. It is so large the slight dip under the head is noticeable (in a good way) when using it. I guess the main problem is its so big you may struggle to find a nice way of storing it
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
The pop
My girlfriend decided to do some anal after a night out but mistakenly tried to sit on this one instead of the smaller one and after slipping got the shock of her life but never complained
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Stretched wide
Fuck!!! this thing is big, just the right toy at the right time. Really stretched out my asshole and gives me the most beautiful feeling when I sit on it balls deep. A definite buy for those looking to really open them self’s up.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
It'd big
Alot bigger than we thought it would be lube needed!!
LovehoneyStaff-SparkleDust (verified owner) –
I like em big, I like em chunky!
If you like them big and chunky this is for you!Very thick, check the dimensions before ordering!
Spyda747 (verified owner) –
Massive
Pleasantly frightened by the size. Couldn’t get more length in with anal play, figured width was next. Hesitant but excited to give this a try!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Absolutely huge!!!
Didn’t realise or take into consideration just how big Gurthy was!!!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Larger the expected
After a few drinks the wife – will not let it go!
AnonCouple (verified owner) –
Eye Wateringly Big!
I love to make my wife stretch snd struggle. And whilst I’m not small, we have built a portfolio of dildos that can achieve this goal and fill her to the max.This is eye wateringly big. My wife loves to be opened wide and made to struggle, but this is a struggle for her! We’ve only just managed to get the tip in but we plan on putting the work in to make her take the lot.And I for one can’t wait! Nor can she!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Feel the stretch!
Oh my god. I need to work upto this some more. I can just about pop the head in with a proper warmup session and plenty of lube. I love the thickness bs length – the 12 inches length of most large toys is just too much when I’m only interested in girth.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Great
Is very large but brilliant.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Kind of unreasonably large
You want girth, you get girth. The circumference is 9. 3 inches. Do the measurements before you buy. Compare with current toys you have and be realistic. If you’re a little on the smaller side I wouldn’t even consider it tbh. I’ve spent £50 and doubt I’ll ever get any real use out of this thing.Not marking down for being too big since that was my bad judgement though it is absolutely enormous, spent weeks trying to work up to it and still can’t even take the head, never mind more. The length is also too big. People who want the girth don’t really need it to be that long but I appreciate that’s a personal opinion.I’m marking it down because the material is too firm. Compared to previous ones, it’s got very little bounce and it’s not very forgiving when trying to work up to it. If it was as soft as regular dildos, it would potentially be doable with training.
Tomthumb (verified owner) –
Good toy, could be longer
My wife loves a really girthy dildo and this one worked well after a few warmup toys. We use it as a strapon and she orgasms in most instances on it. A bit firm, but the girth is good.She has a phenomenal gape after using this!
Charlotte (verified owner) –
Girth monster!!!!
I did not read properly and was not prepared for the size of this thing, the girth is girthing!!!!Lots of lube is needed for this bad boy and i can’t lie it took a while to get going with this as its so girthy but then once you get going and ease it in, the pleasure you get from this is absolutely amazing, i felt so so full and the orgasm. . . . . . . amazing
KQUT (verified owner) –
Relearning to walk
Don’t underestimate the size, it’s a beast in the best possible way. My partner and I had this delivered today and I automatically had the biggest fear in the best way. Hubby thoroughly enjoyed using this on me and given a lot of laughs and a lot of repositioning, consider the challenge conquered lol.
Dragonheart (verified owner) –
That’s a stretch!
Well I misread the girth width and bought this, thinking it wouldn’t be much bigger than one I already had. Well I was shocked to say the least when I opened it lol. It’s taken a bit, but I finally managed to get the tip completely in. The stretch felt great minus the stinging sensation for a minute there. I slid it in some more and with how I was using a vibrator with it, I got off pretty quickly. Plan on trying again tonight to try to get it further in as long as I’m not too sore still from it. It does take some preparation and a good bit of lube, but it slid in with a bit of patience. With it being so heavy, the suction cup does struggle a little bit at times to keep it up.