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Autoblow VacuGlide Suction-Aided Milking Machine
$899.99
Key features
- Autoblow VacuGlide all-in-one penis pump and stroker machine with 3 silicone sleeves for superior solo play
- Customizable speeds, suction and stroking distance to replicate the gliding and sliding action of a real blowjob
- Removable sleeves are easy to clean or swap out to fit your penis size
- 4-button interface lets you adjust the pace of your session with ease
- Comes with a designated backpack for safe and secure storage
Description
Moo in delicious pleasure with the Autoblow VacuGlide Suction-Aided Milking Machine. This all-in-one penis pump and stroker is crafted from sleek aluminum and is eager to take you from flaccid to feeling fantastic.
Boasting customizable speeds, suction and stroking distance, your machine comes with three different silicone sleeves to fit your exact size, sensitivity, and mood, replicating the gliding and sliding action of a real blowjob.
Weighing in at 12 pounds, your milking machine looks just as good as it feels. With a four-button interface and electronically operated valves that allow you to adjust the speed, suction level and stroking distance, unlimited orgasms are there for the taking.
Whisper-quiet, the Autoblow VacuGlide and all its accessories are perfectly packaged inside of a high-quality backpack, with dedicated spaces for each component for discreet and safe storage. Even better, each attachment can be removed for easy cleaning, or be swapped out for a different size.
Always coat your milking machine and stroker attachments with a generous splash of water-based lube for mind-blowing slip and slide.
| Allergens | Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free |
|---|---|
| Features | Handsfree |
| Waterproof | No |
| Power Type | Mains powered |
| Vibration speed | Multiple speeds |
| Opening | Neutral |
| Material | Silicone |
8 reviews for Autoblow VacuGlide Suction-Aided Milking Machine
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uklovingcouple (verified owner) –
The absolute best handsfree masturbation experience!!! I can't even describe how amazing the orgasms feel using it!!!
I would definitely call myself quite ‘experienced’ with sex toys, I have used a wide range of sex toys for penis masturbation and prostate masturbation and over the years I have developed my list of ‘favourite’ sex toys, but one thing that was missing from my collection was a milking machine. As you can probably see from the price on Lovehoney, this is not a particularly cheap sex toy, but I have been aware of milking machines for a while and my curiosity eventually got the better of me!As always, Lovehoney sent the item exactly on time and in discreet packaging, but for this item the box was understandably pretty huge!! The box that it comes in is the size of a large printer, which is because (and I only realised this after I received the milking machine) it comes with a big black backpack for storing the milking machine! Which is discreet (there is nothing sexual about it) so it could safely be stored anywhere in your home (as long as you don’t have anyone who like to sneak a look inside bags).There are not many components to the Autoblow VacuGlide Suction-Aided Milking Machine, but it comes with the main machine (which is pretty big), three different sizes sleeves (one of which should 100% fit any penis size), it comes with a rubber tube, which connects between the sleeve and machine and then a user guide (with a link to an online video) that is very useful as it’s important that you setup the sex toy correctly or it won’t work (specifically the cap that needs to go on top of the sleeve, or else the suction of the machine won’t work, which is an important point that fortunately is clearly explained in the user guide!SLEEVESThere are 3 different sleeve sizes, at first I tried using the middle sized sleeve (I have an average sized penis) but actually after a few attempts I quickly moved to using the smaller sleeve as I found that it worked better moving up and down my penis. Other people might have different experiences but for me it was the best sleeve as by being smaller it was slightly less heavy so it pulled my penis down slightly less, which made moving up and down handsfree easier! But if you have a bigger penis (or stronger muscles in your penis) the larger sleeves would be able to cover you! I couldn’t image a penis needing bigger than the bigger size! :)MACHINEThe rubber tube (that you connect to the sleeve) is put into an entrance on the side of the machine (next to the power on/off button) and there is a four button interface on the side, that are + or – for suction level and stroking distance. For the suction level you press to move up or down settings, but interestingly for the stroking distance you hold the up or down settings, which seems to allow for even more personalisation of the experience! Important to note that there are VERY fancy looking lights (kind of sci-fi) that show you moving up or down the settings during use, and THESE looked very premium and worked incredibly well at showing which level of the setting you were on!Also, you can see (through a small gap and transparent plastic) the mechanism for the gliding/stroking distance. In the user guide it explains how you can adjust this to increase/decrease the distance, but personally I had such an amazing experience I didn’t (and don’t plan to) tinker with this, as it works so well, but for some people they might be interested in experimenting even more with the settings, which is very much possible!CLEANINGAlways an important function of any sex toy, it is very easy (for each of the three sleeves) to remove the inner silicone sleeves and you are advised to wash the sleeves and the plastic holder, so its a proper clean, which I always like! Also, there are ‘Up’ markings on the inner silicone sleeves so it’s very easy to know which way is up when putting them back in the plastic cover!USING THE MACHINENow for the most important bit, actually using it! The only slight negative is that the machine is a little bit loud when using, which I did completely forgive after I started having absolutely unreal orgasms with it (I’ll describe that more later) but one workaround I started doing was playing audio from my headphones while using it, which not only helped to mask out the sound but it also did add to the handsfree experience, to the point where I’d even recommend that maybe they should recommend it in their user guide! Now once it starts moving up and down, at first it’s pretty crazy, as you expect to have to hold onto it (or it might fly off) but after tweaking the setting using the four buttons, within 20 seconds I was comfortably not touching the sleeve as it moved (by itself!!) up and down my penis and this was AWESOME!!! It’s hard to describe how it feels, I’ve used plenty of masturbators, but this is such a unique experience, it feels so intense, but so soft, and you can really ratchet up the settings to go crazy on yourself if you’d want too!! And the orgasms!! Yes!!!!! I think the difference is that when you’re using your own hand (or operating a sex toy with your hand) you naturally slow down when you orgasm, but as this machine just keeps on going, WOW!!! It’s an unreal experience and I just wish I didn’t have to wait between orgasms as in a world where you could have multiple orgasms with a machine like this really would be incredible!! But that’s a penis problem haha 🙂 This machine really delivers!!Lastly, I think this machine will outlive most of us haha!! It’s built so strong and efficiently I really can’t see this ever getting damaged or worn out from excessive use, it’s so well made and you can really see why it has the price tag as it’s so well made! The lights alone are more impressive than most household technology items :)To conclude, IT’S AWESOME!!!! I’ve been using this for a little while and those handsfree orgasms, at the perfect distance, at the perfect speed, and that does not stop when you start to orgasm… YES!!! 🙂 I love it!! I’d 100% recommend, it’s the absolute peak of masturbation machines and if you’re able to it really would make a very competitive addition to any sex toy collection! I’ve not experienced orgasms quite like it, so regardless of all the other positives (the discreet backpack for storing it, the absolutely robust design, the very user friendly experience with the 4 setting buttons, the easy to clean, the 3 different sleeve slides that should fit any penis size) it delivers on the most important thing, which is providing absolutely incredible handsfree orgasms!! 🙂
Jean (verified owner) –
Incredible
The best thing I’ve ever tried and a real game changer for me…
uysp (verified owner) –
Bigger than I expected but works like a dream
Buyers beware: the package this thing arrives in is MASSIVE. I knew it wasn’t going to be small but this is definitely something to be aware of.That’s where any potential complaints fade away as I think this is probably the most enjoyable toy I’ve ever used, and that’s after two uses. It can be a little confusing at first to understand the stroking distance/length controls (adjustable by key and button) but once you get the jist it’s an unforgiving machine that will not quit till you’re finished.Additional bonuses include the silicon sleeves being easily removable to clean and a handy backpack to stow it away from prying eyes.
Jurgenboy (verified owner) –
THE BEST THING EVER!!
I had to come back to leave a review, I very rarely write reviews but this deserves it.I was unsure about buying this machine because I have the death drip syndrome and delayed ejaculation, I can’t finish during sex, never have, I also lose my erection often during masturbation. This machine exceeded all expectations, it’s better than what I hoped it would be, it feels amazing from the moment it sucks you in, I go in soft and then less than 30 seconds later I am ROCK hard, and it stays hard because of the suction, I have finished inside this machine 3 times in the last 3 days and the intensity is crazy it has my toes curling and it gives me goosebumps as it brings me closer to orgasm, every time I finish a session with this it literally has me laughing, I am so glad this machine exists.For anyone with delayed ejaculation like me, and can only finish with their own hand, try this. I am going to completely stop using my hand for masturbation. THANK YOU autoblow!WARNING/TIP – make sure to turn the speed down as you’re about to orgasm because this machine will not let up and it will have you squeaming hahah!!!! I learned hard the first day!!
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Not being funny! This is the best sex machine I've ever used in my whole life!
I’ve been using sex toys since circa 2006 iirc and the Autoblow Vacuglide is hands-down the BEST sex machine I’ve ever used. It shouldn’t be called a sex toy cause it’s NOT a toy. It’s a high quality, industrial-grade machine that literally blew my socks off! If you can afford it, you’d probably not need another sex machine (or toy or whatever) in this lifetime. This is the first machine that made me feel like I was having real penetrative or BJ sex. I am so happy with it that I’ve been communicating with Brian, the developer of this machine, on X (formerly Twitter). I really can’t wait for version 2 of this device. Thank you LoveHoney for stocking it. But you guys should also stock the accessories.
Frankzee (verified owner) –
Wow! Nothing else needed
This is quality over every other toy. Yes it’s expensive but you only live once :)The feeling is amazing, you can edge but careful the slightest increase will result in an explosion lol. Different sizes should suit most but careful checking will ensure it’s ok (noticed a negative review but but this can’t be right ?).Hopefully LH will stock the accessories soon. Great product.
Ausbloke69 (verified owner) –
Didn't fit. . . . so it either hurts or
Didn’t fit. . . . so it either hurts or it is too loose and I don’t feel barely anything. I seem to be between sizes which I didn’t even know was possible.
Verified-Customer (verified owner) –
Experience
Great toy, to me it seems the tighter fitting delivers more results. First experience 10 out of 10. It seems experimenting with different devices can do the trick. I have the whole shop.